Comedy Central Presents1998

Stephen Lynch:
Now kids, you can make your very own superhero. If you could, who would it be? [sings] If I could be a superhero, would you be, Justice Guy? / Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie / Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job / to run off to f***in' Hawaii with some doctor named Bob / You could skin them and drain them of all of their blood so they'd die [under breath] especially Bob / And you would be Justice Guy / Or you could be more subtle, no I didn't mean to be vague / give her the Mad Cow Disease, let him die of the Plague / as long as they suffer for their terrible lies [under breath] especially Bob / Then you would be Justice Guy / Yes then you would be / a su - per - hero like meeeee.