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Pierce Hawthorne:
Hey! Look what you did to the kid. What's your article gonna be called - "Worst Shrink Ever"?

Professor Ian Duncan:
Hey, this is not my fault. This is what Christmas does to people. We put too much meaning into it, and it lets us down.

Jeff Winger:
We beg to differ.

Professor Ian Duncan:
What are you doing back here?

Troy Barnes:
Saving Christmas.

Annie Edison:
Everybody, point your magic Christmas weapons at him.

Professor Ian Duncan:
Oh, brother. This is ridiculous. You are enabling a delusion.

Jeff Winger:
The delusion you're trying to cure is called Christmas, Duncan.

Annie Edison:
It's the crazy notion that the longest, coldest, darkest nights can be the warmest and brightest.

Britta Perry:
Yeah, and when we all agree to support each other in that insanity, something even crazier happens.

Annie Edison:
It becomes true.

Troy Barnes:
Works every year. Like clockwork.