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Annie Edison:
Okay, come on, can we just do this? Hi, hello, I am Hector The Well Endowed. You've got a bunch of pegasi, let's make a deal.

Abed Nadir:
What kind of deal?

Annie Edison:
All right. I take her by the hand and lead her to the stable. I light a candle and rip off a piece of my tunic which I fashion into a blindfold.

Abed Nadir:
Oh, Hector, but I don't know if I...

Annie Edison:
Shhh, shhh. I place it gently over the elf maiden's eyes... [music swells and the dialogue fades as an extended montage of Annie and Abed describing their character's lovemaking takes place]

Abed Nadir:
[exhales with satisfaction] Okay, you both fall back exhausted but still entwined.

Annie Edison:
[cheerfully] Great, I stroke her hair lovingly and spoon her for the appropriate amount of time before leaving.