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Professor Holly:
Hello my precious blueberries!

Professor Holly:
Alrighty let's spin those wheels and play, with some clay. [slams the clay] I have one and only one rule in this class.

Professor Holly:
I will tolerate no reenacting, whether it's ironic or sincere, of the Patrick Swayze/Demi Moore scene in Ghost.

Professor Holly:
Ever since that movie was released in 1990, I have seen every conceivable variation of what I call 'Ghosting'.

Professor Holly:
It's guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy, the hilarious guy-on-guy... [pretends to shoot himself in the head]

Professor Holly:
So since it never stopped, I have to adopt a zero ghost tolerance policy.

Professor Holly:
If you so much as hum three notes from that Righteous Brothers song, so help me God I will come at you!

Professor Holly:
With everything I've got.

Professor Holly:
OK?

Professor Holly:
Let's have a great time!