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Shirley Bennett:
We've got to do something about Pierce and those painkillers.

Jeff Winger:
He's recovering from broken legs

Troy Barnes:
I'll say. He can moonwaaaalk!

Jeff Winger:
I'm sure he's almost through his prescription. Besides he's a baby boomer, they invented drugs.

Britta Perry:
Yeah, they also invented tv, have you seen him control one of those?

Annie Edison:
[pointing at the others] Intervention? Intervention? Intervention?

Jeff Winger:
Count me out.

Shirley Bennett:
We can't count you out, he listens to you.

Jeff Winger:
Well he also listens to the Barenaked Ladies, go get their dumb asses to help you.

Troy Barnes:
[everyone gasps in horror] Okay Jeff, you are clearly in a bad space today, but Pierce is our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you?

Jeff Winger:
Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively and how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned?

Annie Edison:
Well maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff Jeff, and maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero!

Jeff Winger:
Oh, okay, they're BNL now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are

Abed Nadir:
Fundamental.

Jeff Winger:
You know what Pierce probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.

Britta Perry:
[yelling angrily] You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded, ass!