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Cobra Commander:
The first time I met Destro, he asked me if he should have his entire head coated in chrome. I said "No! How would you do that? How would that even work?" Look, I'm no good at eulogies because I've never had to give one. All I want to know is how did G.I. Joe do this? We've been shooting at each other and missing for twenty years! Now all of a sudden...

[his wrist communicator beeps]

Cobra Commander:
Unbelievable. What?

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
Cobra Commander, it's Vice Cobra Assistant Commander. We just got a very interesting energy surge at the Greendale site.

Cobra Commander:
Oh, okay. I'm super fascinated. Um... Destro's dead!

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:
Oh my gosh, Destro... were you guys close?

Cobra Commander:
Were we close? Yes! What kind of a question is... okay, fine, I loved him! Is that what you want to hear?

Zartan:
Called it.