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Professor Michelle Slater:
I didn't want or need anything more than what we were doing.

Jeff Winger:
Great. Let's get back to it.

Professor Michelle Slater:
Oh, but I can't because you went to the friend zone. That's you getting official, not me. Because unless there's something I need to know about the lunch lady or the blonde in your study group with the infinite supply of leather jackets, somewhere between our 8th and 11th time having sex, most people, statistically speaking, would say we're more than just pals.

Jeff Winger:
Yes, but once you say it things can get messy and complicated.

Professor Michelle Slater:
How?

Jeff Winger:
Because once you say it, later you might have to unsay it.

Professor Michelle Slater:
Whoopdie-freakin'-ding, Winger. It happens 5-million times a day. It's the Jim Belushi of sexual commitments. It barely means anything and it grows on what's there over time.

Jeff Winger:
Boy, this guy's really taking a pounding in this conversation.