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Jeff Winger:
Come on, guys, let's wrap this up.

Abed Nadir:
I don't wanna.

Troy Barnes:
Me neither.

Jeff Winger:
Why not?

Abed Nadir:
This is gonna be the last thing we ever do together.

Troy Barnes:
We can't stop.

Jeff Winger:
Look, doesn't that kinda solve your problem, the realization that you like each other so much you'd hit each other with pillows forever?

Abed Nadir:
Knowing that doesn't feel like enough anymore.

Troy Barnes:
Yeah. We're grown ups now. We have grown up problems.

Jeff Winger:
That's very clear. Unless you use those magical friendship hats that I got for you.

Troy Barnes:
We're not stupid, Jeffrey. We know you made those sarcastically.

Jeff Winger:
Yes, yes. And I will roll my eyes at both of you when I put them on your heads, because that's the way I am. But that's not the way you have to be.

Abed Nadir:
We might be interested.

Jeff Winger:
Okay, then. Here's your magical friendship hats, and...

Troy Barnes:
Jeff.

Jeff Winger:
What?

Abed Nadir:
You left the magical friendship hats at the dean's office.

Jeff Winger:
Right. Of course. I'll go get them.

Annie Edison:
[on tape] So Jeff went out and he stayed out long enough to make them believe he had gone to the office. It was a nice touch.

Jeff Winger:
[back in the scene, with the imaginary hats] Here you go. Lucky no one grabbed them, huh?

[Troy and Abed use their secret handshake, and all is well]

Narrator:
[voice over] Britta Perry is there to immortalize the moment on film accidentally, while trying to get a moment of the light hitting a stack of nearby waffles.