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Abed Nadir:
Chaos already dominates enough of our lives. The universe is an endless raging sea of randomness. Our job isn't to fight it, but to weather it together, on the raft of life. A raft held together by those few, rare, beautiful things that we know to be predictable.

Britta Perry:
Ropes. Vines. Vines? Let him finish!

Abed Nadir:
Us. It won't matter what happens to us as long as we stay honest and accepting of each other's flaws and virtues. Annie will always be driven. Shirley will always be giving. Pearce will never apologize. Britta's sort of a wildcard from my perspective. And Jeff will forever remain a conniving son of a b*tch.

[Everybody gasps]

Shirley Bennett:
Abed!

Abed Nadir:
There's 6 sides to this die, and 7 of us. He devised a system by which he never has to get the pizza.

[Jeff sniggers and the rest of the group send him to get the pizza]