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Britta:
Fine! I cared. I'm a girly girl. I like boys, and I don't like it when they're mean to me, and I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends, I'm not that cool, I'm not JUNO, homeslice.

Jeff Winger:
This is what this was about for you? You were jealous?

Britta:
Oh, please. You can't tell me you weren't jealous that Vaughn had his hippie hands all over your debate-slash-make-out partner.

Annie Edison:
What are you insinuating? I took that kiss for the team!

Jeff Winger:
What?... yeah. That kiss wasn't for pleasure, it was strategic and joyless.

Annie Edison:
What?... yeah.

Troy:
You did get weirdly specific describing Annie's body.

Jeff Winger:
More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta?

Britta, Annie Edison:
What?

Shirley Bennett:
Does anyone get specific about me?

Pierce Hawthorne:
Check your e-mail.

Shirley Bennett:
I mark you as spam.

Pierce Hawthorne:
Who the hell is Pam?