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Senor Chang:
Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, "Se?or Chang, why do you teach Spanish?" [chuckles] They say it just like that. "Why do *you* teach Spanish?" [grin drops] "Why you? Why not math? Why not photography? Why not martial arts?" I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something that's ancient and secret, like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space! Well, I'll tell you why I teach Spanish. It is none of your business, okay? I don't wanna have any conversations about what a mysterious, inscrutable man I am. Oh hee hee hee hee hee hee! Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! *I am a Spanish Genius!* In espa?ol, my nickname is *El Tigre Chino*! [pretends to bite Shirley's neck] 'Cause my knowledge will bite her face off! So don't question Se?or Chang or you'll get bit. Yah bit! Yah bit!