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Annie Edison:
It's settled. The urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters. Onto chores. We need some able bodies to clear out a space in the east hall storage room.

Jeff Winger:
I'll do it.

Britta Perry:
Really?

Jeff Winger:
Yeah, Annie always goes from the easiest chores to the hardest.

Shirley Bennett:
That's true, isn't it? I'll do it too.

Professor Hickey:
Me too.

Annie Edison:
Okay, that concludes this meeting.

Shirley Bennett:
Oh!

Jeff Winger:
Aw, man!

Annie Edison:
Nobody picks up on my patterns. What am I gonna say next? Graham cracker! You didn't know.

Jeff Winger:
Hey, it's the 'aww' couple! [Abed and Rachel come in]

Annie Edison, Britta Perry, Shirley Bennett:
Aww.