Conan2010

Himself - Guest Comic:
You know why I don't date younger women? 'Cause no matter what I say to a younger woman, it sounds creepy in my head.

[audience laughter]

Himself - Guest Comic:
I think it's 'cause I have gray hair. You have gray hair, you talk to young women, it sounds creepy. It just does. It doesn't even matter what the words are, they can be innocent. I can say "Can I buy you a drink?". You know what I hear? "Want some candy?"

[audience laughter]

Himself - Guest Comic:
"Get in the van."