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Himself - Guest Comic:
I don't want to be in a serious relationship. 'Cause I'm like a lot of men. I live in a fantasy world. I'm deluded. I'm afraid I'm going to get into a serious relationship and then I'm gonna miss out on a bunch of fun stuff. I know it's stupid, but that's how I think. I'm afraid I'm gonna commit and then someone's gonna go "You want to play in the Super Bowl?" God damn it!

[audience laughter]

Himself - Guest Comic:
"I can't. I'm in a serious relationship."

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