Corner Gas2004

Hank Yarbo:
[Brent is dreaming of being in an Archie comic strip] Jeepers! Sitting in that dunk tank sure made me hungry.

Davis Quinton:
Take it easy on those burgers, Jug-Hank.

Lacey Burrows:
Hey gang. Great news! We made enough money to have Dog River Days next month.

Brent LeRoy:
But Betonica, we already had Dog River Days!

Lacey Burrows:
Oh, Brenchie. That wasn't Dog River Days. That was just a parking lot fair.

Wanda Dollard:
I'm all faired out!

Davis Quinton:
You said it, Widge.

Wanda Dollard:
Right on, DIlton.

Davis Quinton:
[firmly] Moose!

Hank Yarbo:
What are we going to do with all that extra money we raised?

Lacey Burrows:
Let's throw a dance!

Wanda Dollard:
Can we hire a band?

Brent LeRoy:
How about Craig Northey from the rock and roll group The Odds?

Craig Northey:
Gee, that's swell! The guys and me were looking for a place to practice anyway.

[everyone dances to an Archie-fied version of 'Happy Place']