Corner Gas

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Corner Gas is a Canadian television sitcom created by Brent Butt. The series ran for six seasons from 2004 to 2009. Re-runs still air on CTV, CTV Two, and The Comedy Network. The series was followed by a feature film titled Corner Gas: The Movie, wi… more »



Karen Pelly:
[telling Hank a riddle] There's a plane crash on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan...

Hank Yarbo:
Is the pilot the mother?

Karen Pelly:
No.

Hank Yarbo:
Okay.

Karen Pelly:
The planes crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do you bury the survivors?

Hank Yarbo:
Right on the border, huh? [Karen nods] Okay. Well, I guess you gotta figure out which province has more of the plane...

Karen Pelly:
The plane is equally divided between the two provinces.

Hank Yarbo:
Okay, alright, I see that. I guess you flip a coin.

Karen Pelly:
Where do you bury the SURVIVORS?

Hank Yarbo:
Oh, SURVIVORS! [pause] One on each side.

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