Corner Gas2004

[Davis finds out that instead of camping, Oscar and Brent merely go to the city and split up for 3 days]

Davis Quinton:
What do you do in the city?

Oscar Leroy:
I go to the library and read magazines. I got my library buddies there.

Brent LeRoy:
Those guys are hoboes.

Oscar Leroy:
Hoboes ride trains! These guys are intellectuals: Rowdy and Patches and Shy Pete.

Brent LeRoy:
The one guy's got a top hat with no top in it. That's not a hobo?

Oscar Leroy:
Aw!

Davis Quinton:
What about you? What do you do in the city?

Brent LeRoy:
Uh...

[he imagines himself sitting at a table playing a role-playing game]

First RPG Guy:
Ha! The Dark Elf has resisted your Vorpal Sword!

Brent LeRoy:
[takes dice] Yeah? Well, I'll use the crystals of Zanothe to weaken his magic armor - huh? - show him who's vorpal! [back in the real world:]

Brent LeRoy:
I keep busy.