Corner Gas2004

[Oscar, Emma, Wanda, Karen, and Brent watch a slasher DVD]

Oscar Leroy:
Who's that guy?... Why's he getting out of the truck?... Is that his cabin or her cabin?... What do you think a place like that'd go for?

Wanda Dollard:
All good questions, Oscar. Why don't you close your eyes and think about them for a while?

Karen Pelly:
[to characters in the movie] Ooh, don't go in there!

Wanda Dollard:
I betcha a cat's gonna jump out.

Brent LeRoy:
A cat? When?

Emma Leroy:
We don't know when.

Brent LeRoy:
Why do cats gotta jump out at people all the time?

Wanda Dollard:
Here, kitty, kitty...

[a loud noise on the soundtrack; everyone cringes]

Wanda Dollard:
...or buzz saw.

Brent LeRoy:
I'm just glad it wasn't a cat.