Corner Gas2004

Wanda Dollard:
[confronting Brent on his "staycation"; Lacey tries to stop her] Dear Brent: I know you're on vacation, but if you get a chance, maybe in between your pedicure and your mud bath, you can fix the debit machine like you said you would. All the best. Wanda.

Brent LeRoy:
Dear Wanda: You can do it. Sincerely, Brent.

Wanda Dollard:
Dear Brent: I don't have the pass codes to fix the machines, do I? P.S.: Your shirt's ugly.

Hank Yarbo:
[joining them] Dear Brent: If you were any kind of pal, you'd bring me over there with you instead of leaving me here.

Brent LeRoy:
Dear Hank: If I wanted you here, I would have stayed there.

Hank Yarbo:
Dear Brent: You suck out loud! [he leaves]

Wanda Dollard:
P.S.: You've got pasty white chicken legs. [she leaves]

Brent LeRoy:
Dear Lacey: I can't help but get the feeling you've ruined a good thing. Wish you were here so I could thank you in person.