Corner Gas2004

[first lines of the series]

Brent LeRoy:
Want me to fill it up?

Man:
Sure. You know I've never driven across Saskatchewan before.

Brent LeRoy:
Well, you still haven't really. About halfway to go yet.

Man:
Sure is flat.

Brent LeRoy:
How do you mean?

Man:
You know, flat. Nothing to see.

Brent LeRoy:
What do you mean, like topographically? Hey Hank, this guy says Saskatchewan is flat.

Hank Yarbo:
How do you mean?

Brent LeRoy:
Topographically I guess. He says there's nothin' to see.

Hank Yarbo:
There's lots to see. There's nothin' to block your view.

Brent LeRoy:
There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're uh... Well, what the hell? I could've sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin' up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin' that out.

Man:
You guys always this sarcastic?

Brent LeRoy:
There's nothin' else to do.