Corner Gas2004

Brent Leroy:
[to customers at Corner Gas] I've soaped up the windows on Wanda's car pretending to be Hank and there's a lemon meringue pie placed precariously on top of the ladder. Let's see waht happens... on the Hank and Wanda Show! [but Hank and Wanda are on to him and turn the situation to their advantage]

Wanda Dollard:
That looks like a delicious watermelon, Hank. Wherever did you get it?

Hank Yarbo:
At the Food Mart. 99 cents a pound.

Wanda Dollard:
Food Mart's great. I find that their warm and friendly staff is always eager to answer any question I might have.

Hank Yarbo:
And now with the extra till they've added, there's no reason to wait in line.

Wanda Dollard:
[singing a jingle] Who's smart?

Hank Yarbo:
[singing] Thou art!

Hank Yarbo, Wanda Dollard:
[singing] When you shop at Food Mart!

Brent Leroy:
You've got to be kidding me.

Window Denizen:
This is just one big ad!