Cougar Town2009

Jules Cobb:
[Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?

Glenn:
Ajam. [Jules is stressed] Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just [whistles] calm.

Jules Cobb:
It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.

Glenn:
[Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my steering voice.

Jules Cobb:
[Slighty intimidated] I don't like your steering voice.

Glenn:
All I ever do was used my personal experience [starts coughing because of the sage] to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle [keeps coughing] of truth.

Jules Cobb:
Is it, Glenn?

Glenn:
What?

Jules Cobb:
Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?

Glenn:
Yes, I did.

Jules Cobb:
What did it say?

Glenn:
It said: Suck it! [Jules nods, having proved her point] I'm not perfect, Jules.

Jules Cobb:
[Ironic] Really?

Glenn:
That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.

Jules Cobb:
Those aren't the same!

Glenn:
Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.

Jules Cobb:
YOU are firing ME?

Glenn:
Here's your information.

Jules Cobb:
Are you serious?

Glenn:
Yeah.

Jules Cobb:
You are a nutjob!

Glenn:
Yeaaaaah.

Jules Cobb:
You take your dog to communion!

Glenn:
[Angry and obviously crazy] Hey, that was not my choice. That was Gabriel's choice. I was totally against that, Jules.