Count Duckula1988

Count Duckula:
[Igor has come with Dr.Von Goosewing] Oh, there you are, Igor. You wouldn't happen to know what I was doing in the cellar, would you?

Igor:
Only too well, only too well!

Count Duckula:
Oh, well I don't. Ooh, boy have I got a headache. Could you get me something for it, Igor?

Igor:
The only thing that will alleviate your suffering, Count Duckula, and that of those you and your kind prey upon, is a stake!

Count Duckula:
Oh, good, well could you get me- a steak? A steak for a headache? Igor, what are y-, and you know I'm a vegetarian!

Igor:
You see, doctor, how devious, how clever the vampire can be?