Count Duckula1988

Igor:
[points to map] Look here, captain, the master has cleverly worked out where we can find the Castle Duckula.

Count Duckula:
Yes, by my calculations, it should be just... [points to map] *here*!

Captain Penguin:
But that be the South Seas, sir! There be nothing but water down there, sir. Warm, mile upon mile of water, a man can go mad down there, sir. Mad, I tell ye, mad. Mad! [laughs maniacally]

Count Duckula:
Well, you muyst have been down there quite a bit!