Count Duckula1988

Count Duckula:
Here, Igor, I don't know how you could just lose a castle.

Igor:
*Me*, sir? I hardly think I'm to blame, *you* were the one -

Count Duckula:
All right, all right, I must have said it wrong. But you must have left off the safety hatch.

Igor:
Me, sir? Oh no, sir, I was doing something dastardly with sulphur in the cellar. It was probably Nanny at the -

Count Duckula:
Oh, yes, it's very easy to blame poor Nanny.

Igor:
Actually, sir it is *very* easy to blame Nanny.

Count Duckula:
Well, let's do that, then.

Count Duckula, Igor:
Nanny!

Nanny:
[breaks out from under the deck] Ooh, I'll be glad to get back to our nice kitchen at home. How can you make a cup of tea in a silly little kitchen like that?

Count Duckula:
Well, Nannym, if you hadn't lost the castle -

Nanny:
Me lost the castle?

Igor:
You see, she admits it.