Count Duckula1988

Count Duckula:
Okay, sir, thanks for dropping by.

Willoughby Stane:
Not at all, old boot.

Count Duckula:
Excuse me?

Willoughby Stane:
Sorry?

Count Duckula:
That's all right.

Willoughby Stane:
Right so. Um, anything else?

Count Duckula:
Um, no, no, nothing else. No I-yes, of course there's anything else! Like-like questions!

Willoughby Stane:
Ah.

Count Duckula:
Exactly. I'll start with an easy one. What's your name?

Willoughby Stane:
The Right Honorable Guy Syndrin Willoughby Stane.

Count Duckula:
Well, I *thought* it was an easy one. Let's-uh, let's keep it simple, huh? Just let me have your surname.

Willoughby Stane:
Willoughby Stane. [sounds like "Will you be stayin'"]

Count Duckula:
Yes, I certainly will! Until I get an answer to my question! Understand?

Willoughby Stane:
Oh, absolutely, old bean.

Count Duckula:
Okay! So what's the surname?

Willoughby Stane:
Willoughby Stane.

Count Duckula:
Look, I'm asking the questions! What's your name?

Willoughby Stane:
Willoughby Stane.

Count Duckula:
[groans in frustration]

Willoughby Stane:
No-no-no-no, that's my name!

Count Duckula:
Huh? Oh, ha! Oh, that's your name! Oh, I get it, I get it! [laughs mirthlessly] Huh, see, yeah! Willoughby Stane!

Willoughby Stane:
No, I'm leaving shortly.

Count Duckula:
Excuse me?

Willoughby Stane:
I'm leaving shortly.

Count Duckula:
But you said that you were Willoughby Stane!