Coupling2000

Sally:
[finds an engagement ring in a box labeled "Sally don't look in this box."] This is an engagement ring.

Patrick:
Yes it is.

Sally:
An engagement ring! Do you have a girlfriend?

Patrick:
Yes, Sally. [pause] You.

Sally:
Me?

Patrick:
Yes, you.

Sally:
Who are you proposing to then?

Patrick:
Who do you think?

Sally:
I... I...

Patrick:
I was waiting - I was waiting, as it happens, for the right romantic moment.

Sally:
[Looks around at the mess she made] F***.