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[Steve has been bodily thrown out of the delivery room by Susan for asking, as she had made him promise, if she is sure she wants an epidural; he is now trying to go back in]

Midwife:
[to orderly] It's okay, don't call security. He just asked his girlfriend a little question.

Steve:
Yeah, I also asked her if I could ask it two more times.

Midwife:
She said, "You can't."

Steve:
Yeah, trust me, the word wasn't "can't".