Coupling2000

Patrick:
[on the phone to Jeff] We have our advisers online.

Steve:
[pointing at Susan and Sally] That's you two.

Susan:
This is ridiculous! Why does he need us to translate for him? Women aren't a completely different species, you know.

Patrick:
[on the phone] Jeff, women AREN'T a completely different species.

Steve:
He just needs to find out if it's a friendly drink or a date drink. He'll do friendly but he won't do date.

Sally:
Why doesn't he know already?

Steve:
Because he is Jeff, and there's no known cure.