Coupling2000

Steve:
[explaining why he needs Jeff to come with him to Jane's aunt's funeral] Look, Susan doesn't have to know you're her date. If the four of us stick together, everyone's going to assume that I'm there with Jane and you're there with Susan. You know, that way no one asks any questions and everyone gets out of the funeral alive.

Jeff:
[beat] Except Jane's aunt.

Steve:
Well, it's her funeral. She's an acceptable casualty.