Coupling2000

Steve:
[the men are in the pub talking about screen nudity] Britt Ekland!

Patrick:
Oh, oh, oh... Britt! Britt Ekland spells naked!

Steve:
Can I just mention the film..."The Wicker Man"?

Patrick:
The dance in the hotel room?

Steve:
Birth of my libido!

Jeff:
Mine too!

Patrick:
It was on the other night. I think I taped it.

Jeff:
Let's all go to Patrick's.

Steve:
No, no, no! I was only six. I had seen parts of Britt Ekland I couldn't even name!

Jeff:
I was seven. I didn't realize television could do that! I started watching it all day every day, just in case it did it again.

Steve:
I'm with you on that one.

Jeff:
My parents thought I was in love with the TV set.

Patrick:
'Cause you were watching it all the time?

Jeff:
Well... yeah.

Steve:
With you there,too.

Jeff:
But also, I'd get aroused the moment it was switched on. You know, even if it was just the news or "Doctor Who".

Steve:
Okay, not quite so with you now.

Jeff:
One day... one day I lost control in front of my whole family during "Songs of Praise".

Steve:
Lost control?

Jeff:
Completely rubbed off the television.

Steve:
Sorry... so you're telling us that, as a young child, and despite the obvious electrical dangers, you sexually assaulted the television during "Songs of Praise"?

Patrick:
Is... is that what happened to your hair?