Coupling2000

Patrick Maitland:
Forget the nudity buffer. She just did another glance.

Jeff:
Forget it? Forget the power of the buffer, Patrick? Did I ever tell you about the little redhead in my office?

Patrick Maitland:
Never mind about the little redhead...

Jeff:
Been there two years but I missed the buffer. That redhead has been naked in my head for two years now, performing *deviant* sex acts that would make the world's top porn stars go white and steady themselves on the furniture. I lose the ability to speak the moment she comes into the room. Every time she passes me in a corridor, I walk sideways into the wall. She thinks I'm a mute with a balance problem.