Criminal Minds2005

Dr. Spencer Reid:
How are you doing?

Derek Morgan:
Well, I gave out all my flyers.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
How many phone numbers did you get?

Derek Morgan:
None. I'm working a case here, kid. [Reid gives him a look] Okay, four were offered, but I didn't take any of them. [Reid gives him another look] Alright, look, let me school you a little bit. What you have to do with these ladies, just take control of the conversation. When you're talking what makes you feel like an expert?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Uh, statistics

Derek Morgan:
No, trust me. No. Something else.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
When I do magic.

Derek Morgan:
See, that's perfect. Chicks dig magic.