Criminal Minds2005

Derek Morgan:
You know what your only mistake has been since you started?

Penelope Garcia:
Oh, hooray. More criticism.

Derek Morgan:
You are trying to replace J.J. Nobody can replace J.J. Now, take the other one out, too.

Penelope Garcia:
I'm not trying to replace her. I'm... I'm trying to do this job the way she'd want it done.

Derek Morgan:
You know what J.J. would want? She'd want you to find a way to do this job on your own terms. Play to your strengths.

Penelope Garcia:
Okay, all my exstensive knowledge of operating systems and internet protocol is not really gonna help me out here.

Derek Morgan:
That's not what I'm talking about.

Penelope Garcia:
What are you talking about?

Derek Morgan:
You need to go O.G. Original Garcia.

Penelope Garcia:
Derek Morgan, I'm a little blind right now, but it appears the rough blur that is you just threw out my only pair of contact lenses.

Derek Morgan:
[putting Garcia's glasses back on her face] There she is. I know you.

[Morgan gives Garcia a teasing wave]

Penelope Garcia:
How often do I tell you I love you?

Derek Morgan:
Every day. It's implied.