Criminal Minds2005

Penelope Garcia:
[with fake blood running down on her cheeks] You didn't even flinch. JJ's right. I told her I wanted to go scary this Halloween, and she just laughed at me, and she said that I don't have a scary side.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, you probably do.

Penelope Garcia:
Really?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Yeah. The building blocks of the human personality are complex, varied, and multi-faceted. It's essential to one's mental health to want to express these hidden personalities, and... it's just a fact of nature that everybody has one.

Penelope Garcia:
Everybody? You have one?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

Penelope Garcia:
Okay, okay. I want to see it. I want to see Dr. Spencer Reid's hidden personality.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Uh, you, right here? Like right now you want to see it?

Penelope Garcia:
I have fake blood running down my cheeks. Right here, right now.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
Okay. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Penelope Garcia:
Okay.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Did that guy just fire five shots?" or "Did that guy just fire six shots?" You're gonna have to ask yourself a question. Do you feel lucky, punk?... That was Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. I mean, I know it's not as effective as my dominant personality, but I feel like there's...

Penelope Garcia:
Hey, look, we gotta go.

Dr. Spencer Reid:
These eyeballs, do they need to be refrigerated?

Dr. Spencer Reid:
No, it's cool.