Criminal Minds2005

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Everybody, right now, what's my worst quality?

[nobody answers]

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Okay, I'll start. I have no sense of humor.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
You're a bully.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
I'm a bully.

Derek Morgan:
You can be a drill sergeant sometimes.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Right.

Emily Prentiss:
You don't trust women as much as men.

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
Okay, good. I'm all of these things. But none of you said that I ever put myself above the team, because I don't, ever. Reid and I argued about the definition of classic narcissism, and he knew that I would remember that. And he also quoted Genesis chapter 23, verse 4. Read it.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
"I am a stranger and a sojourner with you. Give me property, forbear a place among you that I may bury my dead out of my sight."

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner:
He wouldn't get it wrong unless it was on purpose.