Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

[Larry is on a bad trip, looking in a bathroom mirror]

Larry's reflection:
What are you looking at? You see something? Huh?

Larry:
Wh- What did I do?

Larry's reflection:
What did you do? You know what you did! You did nothing!

Larry:
If you want me to do something, just tell me!

Larry's reflection:
You've got to change the diet, I've told you about that. I don't want the red meat, you're eating the red meat. I don't like that!

Larry:
I'm doing the best I can.

Larry's reflection:
Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy, you afraid to get a colonoscopy? What's the matter with you?

Larry:
I'm sorry.

Larry's reflection:
Everybody gets it! Get a colonoscopy!

Larry:
I'm really going to do it.

Larry's reflection:
You got your father-in-law's birthday coming up. You going to get a card?

Larry:
[nodding] Okay.

Larry's reflection:
You're not going to get a card! You're not going to do a f***ing thing!

Larry:
I'll try and do better. I will.

Larry's reflection:
TV! TV! TV! That's what you like to do! Read a f***ing book!

Larry:
Okay, yeah, you're right! You know everything!

Larry's reflection:
Who the f*** do you think you're talking to!