Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Thor The Wrestler:
I've got three kids in there scared half to death because some bald headed *turd* is shootin' at 'em!

Larry:
No, sir, we were, we were... we were playing cowboys and indians...

Thor The Wrestler:
Hey, you heard of Columbine? It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence!

Larry:
No, I'm not a violent...

Thor The Wrestler:
Shut up! You know what's you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of twisted steel and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. I will *body slam* you so hard that you will poop your bald pants. Hear me? Don't you ever... ever... *ever* point another finger at my kids again, because if you do, I will break it off and shove it right up your sphincter.