Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Bellman:
This is your key, access to your room. It's a card. This is a card slot. Simply insert the card into the slot, there's a beeping, wait a second, firmly apply pressure, and in you go.

Larry David:
That's fascinating.

Bellman:
Some of the amenities quickly. You have a telephone; dial 9 to get out. Uh, a television here. And you have a remote control for power on and off, channel up and down, volume up and down. A minibar also underneath.

Larry David:
Got it, got it.

Bellman:
Thermostat for air temperature control.

Larry David:
Yeah, I've seen those.

Bellman:
Uhh, bathroom with a shower.

Larry David:
To turn on the water you go like that with your wrist and the water comes out? [makes twist motion]

Bellman:
Y-yes. Uh, the cold is on the right.

Larry David:
Uh-huh, okay. And that's a window?

Bellman:
Yes.

Larry David:
You walk over to it and you can look out. Is that what it's for?

Bellman:
Yes.

Larry David:
All right, excellent. I think I got everything. The floor is for standing. I think I got it. It's kinda complicated. I'll go over it again.