Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Larry:
Nice shoes.

Man in bowling alley:
Thanks.

Larry:
I think they're mine.

Man in bowling alley:
You're kidding.

Larry:
Kidding? No, they're my shoes.

Man in bowling alley:
They're your shoes?

Larry:
Yeah.

Man in bowling alley:
How could they be your shoes?

Larry:
How could they be? Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.

Man in bowling alley:
Well that's weird.

Larry:
What? What's weird?

Man in bowling alley:
That he would give me those shoes.

Larry:
No, that's not weird. What's weird is that you would put them on, that's what's weird.

Man in bowling alley:
Aw, you mean it's not weird that he would give me these shoes?

Larry:
No, that's a mistake.

Man in bowling alley:
They're not my shoes and he gave them to me.

Larry:
Yeah, that's a mistake. That's an honest mistake. What's weird is that you would take shoes that don't belong to you and put them on, that's weird.

Man in bowling alley:
Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes.

Larry:
That's not that weird, I had nothing else to wear.

Man in bowling alley:
Well that would be kinda weird.

Larry:
No, that's gonna be weird for you now after I get the shoes back. That'll be weird.