Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Man in Airport #1:
I don't have your ticket.

Larry:
Yeah, right, yeah.

Man in Airport #1:
I have my *own* ticket.

Larry:
Yeah, oh, of course you do.

Man in Airport #1:
It's a bereavement fare. My mother's dead.

Larry:
Yeah, right, okay, yeah. I'd like to take a look at it, okay? Yeah. It's your ticket... right?

Man in Airport #1:
You wanna see my ticket?

Larry:
Yeah, I do! Yeah.

Man in Airport #1:
Okay, you wanna see?

Larry:
Yeah, I do, yeah.

Man in Airport #1:
Okay, you wanna see? Let's take a look, alright? Shall we?

Larry:
Let's take a look! Yeah! Yeah!

Man in Airport #1:
What's the name written right here? Is it your name? No, it's mine: Chris Darga. See, if this were *yours*, it would say: F***ing Douchebag. A**hole.

Larry:
Sorry... about your mother.