Dallas1978

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
J.R., I want to talk to you.

J.R. Ewing:
Hello, darlin'. I thought you'd be real busy building marinas or something. What are you doing at the Oil Baron's Ball?

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
Slumming! I just met your child bride. Tell me, what Junior High School were you cruising this time?

J.R. Ewing:
That's real funny darlin'. I'm sure you can find someone else around here to annoy.

Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
J.R.! You got that little girl into your bed by telling her I was a drunk and a cheat and I neglected my child!

J.R. Ewing:
Well, it's true. Just ask anyone here.

[Sue Ellen knocks J.R. to the ground with one punch]