Danger Bay1984

[last lines]

[Grant, Joyce, Jonah and Nicole are watching Sanderson's TV show "Stranger Than Fiction"]

Sanderson:
And so ends the strange tale of Abby, the Abbots Bay monster. The perpetrators of this monstrous hoax have been put out of business and I for one am proud of having uncovered this fraud. One day, a new animal might show up but memories of stunts like this might keep it from being properly investigated. And that, my friends, is a true tragedy. Strange? Yes... Stranger Than Fiction.

Joyce Carter:
[Grant shuts off the TV] He's taking all the credit for what you guys did.

Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts:
I can't believe that guy. First he puts words into my mouth then he takes them out without so much as a by your leave.

Jonah Roberts:
It's also very unsanitary.

Joyce Carter:
I know you're burned up about Sanderson but [sniffs] isn't that real smoke!

Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts:
My chicken!

Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts:
[Grant runs off to the kitchen and comes back holding a dish with a charred and smoking chicken] Well it *was* a chicken.

Nicole Roberts:
Don't worry about it, Dad. The pizza we ordered should be here any minute now.

Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts:
You ordered pizza when you knew I was cooking dinner?

Jonah Roberts:
You may be a great dad but as a cook - you're Stranger Than Fiction.