Danger Mouse1981

Baron Silas Greenback:
This document gives it's owner the legal right to build anything, anywhere in the whole of Europe.

Danger Mouse:
Where did you get that document?

Baron Silas Greenback:
It fell off the back of a safe in the Medici Museum.

Danger Mouse:
I thought as much. But why a motorway? Why Venice?

Baron Silas Greenback:
Not just motorways, not just Venice. But carparks, shopping precincts, roundabouts, fly-overs in every city in Europe!

Danger Mouse:
You fiend! You'll ruin them. No one would... well no one would ever want to visit them.

Baron Silas Greenback:
Ah, this time you have it.

Stiletto:
Si, this time you have it.

Danger Mouse:
But why?

Baron Silas Greenback:
Because then, you witless one-eyed washout, every tourist in the world will be forced to visit my museum.

Danger Mouse:
Your museum?

Baron Silas Greenback:
The Greenback museum of Barry Mannilow record sleeves.

Danger Mouse:
You fiend. You would bring the world to it's knees.