Danger Theatre

     

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Danger Theatre is an American half-hour comedy anthology series for television, produced by Universal Studios and originally aired on the American Fox network in 1993. With two exceptions, each half-hour-long show consisted of two comedy segments, e… more »


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Host:
Good evening and welcome to a very special installment of "Danger Theatre". The story you are about to see could not be told in just ten minutes, so tonight, "Danger Theatre" has gone to great expense to produce a full half-hour "Searcher" and to rent me this fine tuxedo... even though it is a little tight in the crotch.

Off-Camera Production Assistant:
Don't talk about your crotch - just introduce the show!

Host:
Curtain up! It's time for "Danger Theatre".

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