Danger Theatre1993

[first lines]

Host:
Good evening. Well, what's good about it? Everywhere you look around this great nation you see murder, robbery, extortion - lawlessness runs rampant. I don't usually endorse television programming, but this show is very important. It is called "Danger Theatre". Two completely different shows in one half-hour focusing on those gutsy crime fighters who are out there trying to keep our cities safe. First up tonight, "Danger Theatre" investigates a crime of fashion.

Off Camera Production Assistant:
[whispering] That's "passion."

Host:
Hmm?

Off Camera Production Assistant:
[still whispering] Passion.

Host:
Again?

Off Camera Production Assistant:
Passion!

Host:
Of course. That makes more sense, doesn't it? So, curtain up! It's time for "Danger Theatre".