Danger Theatre1993

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Host:
Good evening and welcome to another thought provoking episode of "Danger Theater". First up tonight, we follow The Searcher...

Off-Camera Production Assistant:
[whispering to the Host when he wanders off-camera] You're out of the shot!

Host:
[to the Off-Camera Production Assistant] Maybe that's where I wanted to be.

Host:
[to the audience]... to Hollywood, where the streets are paved with broken hearts and every burned-out light bulb is a dream that never came true. Of all the cases The Searcher has tackled, this one may be the most bizarre. So get ready for a side of Hollywood you've never seen before. Curtain up! It's time for "Danger Theatre".