Danny Phantom2004

[Jazz is counseling with a punk named Spike]

Jazz Fenton:
Spike, you need to open up to your parents. Be true to yourself *and* them. Just tell them how you feel. I mean, it's not like they're going to attack you or anything...

[she gets caught in a net, mistaken for a ghost]

Jack Fenton:
We got her! And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!

Maddie Fenton:
[looks at Jazz] I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, then why hasn't she phased through the net?

Jazz Fenton:
[angrily] Because I am *not* a ghost! [takes off the net] You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse, you pulled me away from Spike before he had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves?

[pause. Jack takes out the Fenton Thermos]

Jack Fenton:
Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!

[Thermos short-curcuits, and Jack shakes it]

Jack Fenton:
Darn thing still doesn't work!