Daria1997

Quinn Morgendorffer:
So I called up Sandi, and Stacy, and Tiffany, and the Fashion Club is going to take up a collection to get safe new goal posts. Like, to honor the dead guy's memory.

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
Quinn, what a wonderful impulse. To make something positive come out of this devastating event.

Quinn Morgendorffer:
Daria gave me that idea. She's really good at this tragic stuff.

Daria:
Thanks, but it was one of the safe new goal posts that fell on him.

Quinn Morgendorffer:
Oh! Well, it's the thought that counts.

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
And how do you feel, Daria?

Daria:
I feel great. How else could I feel? I'm the misery chick.