Daria1997

Jodie Abigail Landon:
Hey, Daria, congratulations. A published story, that's amazing.

[Kevin and Brittany approach them]

Daria Morgendorffer:
Um, it's not exactly published. I sent it in, but I haven't heard back.

Kevin Thompson:
Then why are you telling everybody that it's been published?

Jane Lane:
Oh, you know Daria and her compulsive need to impress.

Brittany Taylor:
Oh. But then instead of making up stuff about writing, shouldn't you pick something good?

Daria Morgendorffer:
How's this? During the day, I'm a mild-mannered student. But at night, I fight crime in a stretchy-stretchy costume.